Daviddarkly

See I updated my journal. Isnt that nice.

Gotta' catch 'em all. More like got to do all my essays. Boo. Working at the moment. Looking forward to Chrimbo and having more time to write. OVER 500 PAGE VIEWS - YAY ! I think this DeviantART stuff is easy all I need to do is put enough pictures of hot girl photographs on my page,  call it artistic photography and ta-da. Damn you people are baaaad. Was thinking of scanning my cartoons and putting them online. They are a little heavy and surprising. You'll love them. Anyway dear diary, talk when my essays are totally done. - Love David

Argh! The psycho girl who I really liked and thought was hot turned out to be a real nutter. She's got me in trouble with security because she doesnt understand my wicked sense of humor. I said to her in a text message as a joke that if she wasnt nice to me I'd stab her in the face, and she got all paranoid and teary and reported me to security. And they were all like 'you're getting warned for threatening a fellow student'. I cant fucking believe it. People are so stupid. Hmmm - one good thing has come out of her retardedness - I totally dont like her anymore. Infact I feel pity that anyone can be so stupid to think I'm literal all the time.